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Funny Retirement Wishes

Funny Retirement WishesFunny and warm hearted sayings for the retirement of your colleagues, your friends or your partner. If you want to wish a lovely person all the best for his retirement you will certainly find a nice claim here. You can use them for a sms or a nice card. All claims are free of charge. Go to sayings

1All the best for your retirement. First you will forget names, than faces, than to close your zip and finally to open your zip
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2The difficulties being retired are you just can`t take a day off.
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3If a colleague retires and time is not important anymore he often gets a watch as a present.
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4Life starts with the retirement. Congratulations!
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5Retirement is great. You can do nothing all day long without being scared of being caught.
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6A man being retired is a full time job for his wife.
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7Sometimes it is hard to see if retirement is an approval for all the hard work or a punishment.
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8It is so nice to wake up and not having to go to work. You should do that twice or three times a day
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9If you retire you will get a new boss. Your wife.
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10Retirement can be fantastic if you find out what to do with all that time and so little money
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11If a man retires his wife gets double so much husband but only have oft he money.
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TopicWork & School
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