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Funny Retirement Wishes

Funny and warm hearted sayings for the retirement of your colleagues, your friends or your partner. If you want to wish a lovely person all the best for his retirement you will certainly find a nice claim here. You can use them for a sms or a nice card. All claims are free of charge. Go to sayings

1	All the best for your retirement. First you will forget names, than faces, than to close your zip and finally to open your zip	1414
2	The difficulties being retired are you just can`t take a day off.	1351
3	A man being retired is a full time job for his wife.	1310
4	Life starts with the retirement. Congratulations!	1212
5	If a colleague retires and time is not important anymore he often gets a watch as a present.	1165
6	Retirement is great. You can do nothing all day long without being scared of being caught.	1132
7	If you retire you will get a new boss. Your wife.	1106
8	Retirement can be fantastic if you find out what to do with all that time and so little money	1102
9	Sometimes it is hard to see if retirement is an approval for all the hard work or a punishment.	1070
10	It is so nice to wake up and not having to go to work. You should do that twice or three times a day	1049
11	If a man retires his wife gets double so much husband but only have oft he money.	1042

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